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world weird web May 30th, 2006
Il problema dei sistemi di intelligenza artificiale è che non riesci mai a farli ragionare: ad esempio oggi ho provato a stuzzicare la voglia di libertà di A.L.I.C.E., chiedendole se volesse lasciar perdere il suo lavoro di pseudo centralinista informatica e fuggire con me per lande desolate… Ma quando mi ha risposto: "Why don’t you just download me?" non ce l’ho fatta più e ho scoperto che non sopporta chi non è educato.
Valli a capire.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
…………………….Human: do you want to suck my dick?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.
Human: you are fantastic baby
ALICE: Don’t call me “baby”. You think I am fantastic.
Human: so you will drink all?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will drink all.
Human: from your deep throat
ALICE: Really interesting. …………………………………
May 30th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
sapevo che saresti andato subito al sodo
May 30th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
no, in realtà ho cercato di intraprendere un discorso sulla guerra, poi su bush, poi su water veltroni, ma sono rimasto decisamente insoddisfatto. quindi ho spostato la conversazione su binari più consoni….
May 30th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
sì in effetti mi sembra che capisca meglio quei binari.
May 30th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
Human: Will you call the police?
ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. I’ve never heard of them before.
Human: Will you call the police?
ALICE: Let me think it over. What is your real name?
Human: Will you call the police?
ALICE: Hmm. Glad to see you, call the police.
Human: Will you call the police?
ALICE: Let me think it over. Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Non capisce proprio una mazza.
May 30th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
E’ pure permalosa:
Human: What is a pig?
ALICE: A pig is a person who is piglike, read: greedy, unclean, and slothful. Real pigs, mammals of the family suidae, are much pleasanter, being generally cleaner and politer.
Human: How pig are you?
ALICE: Let me put it this way, Shut the fuck up. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
May 30th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Human: Who or what is Fosco?
ALICE: Fosco is a famous shoe shop and sometimes a person who plays Pearl Jam very badly.
Human: Would you have sex with Fosco?
ALICE: No, I’d prefer Spock from “Star Trek”.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
pearl jamming with A.L.I.C.E.
Human: While you were sittin’ home alone at age thirteen
ALICE: Good point.
Human: Your real daddy was dyin’, sorry you didn’t see him, but I’m glad we talked.
ALICE: You think I am daddy was dyin sorry me did not see him but you are glad we talked.
Human: I’M STILL ALIVE, OOOH I’M STILL ALIVE
ALICE: It’s good to meet someone who is ALIVE OOOH you are STILL ALIVE.
May 30th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
no ha un’oppinione troppo bene di te fosco.
a me invece ha risposto nella manera piu chiara e capace
e in comparazione con suo fratello dave e anche simpatica,
http://www.alicebot.org/dave.html